Shut the door. Turn the lights off.

spiffyrock21:

OH MY GOD OKAY SO I WAS AT MY FRIEND NICK’S HOUSE AND HE SAT DOWN NEXT TO HIS PARENTS AND HE SAID “mom dad i’m straight…” AND THEY LOOKED SO CONFUSED BUT THEN HE SAID “STRAIGHT UP BISEXUAAAAAALLLLL” AND LEAPED OUT OF THE ROOM I’M NOT JOKING THIS IS HIS IDEA OF COMING OUT I’M GOING TO PISS.

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16 hours ago with 14,296 notes (originally spiffyrock21)

Reblog or your mom will die in 928 seconds.

laughingstation:

I love my mom.

I am risking nothing

I AM SORRY FOLLOWERS, I LOVE MY MOMMY

Will not risk.

sorry followers :(

I GOT SCARED BECAUSE MY MOM JUST LEFT THE HOUSE.

i love my momma

You will laugh out loud!

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16 hours ago with 614,070 notes (originally brianttran-deactivated20120224)

I have to get this off my chest. I am sick of all the Louis being gay stuff now. It was funny in the beginning with Larry and stuff, but now it seems like Louis is sick of it. For example, the dm’s to that girl. He was pissed about the rumors that he is gay and Eleanor was hurt too. Can’t people see that he is in a committed relationship with Eleanor? If any of you call me a Directionator for saying this I will honestly not care because this is only an opinion and to be truthful, Louis probably prefers to hear this over these rumors. I’m not saying we need to stop them completely because the joke is funny once in a while, but we are overdoing it. That is all.

payneinmyhoranyovaries:

horanyfor5homosexuals:

unfdirection:

A+++

Thank the fucking lord

I admit I ship Larry FUCKING HARD every day, but I know that Eleanor and Louis WILL get married and have sexy children. Amen.

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16 hours ago with 5,107 notes (originally theslutof1d)

A Little girl, 3 yrs. old picked up by a man driving a gray car, license plate: Quebec 72B 381. Canada. Reblog this. It could save her. The Kidnapping is recent so do it, 3 seconds will not kill you. If it were your child.

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17 hours ago with 182,668 notes (originally bi3bers-castr0novo-deactivated2)

stylesthatgoonformiles:

I miss the old fandom….

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17 hours ago with 6,132 notes (originally i-am-a-proud-directioner)

[Flash 9 is required to listen to audio.]

commandooo:

thefreshprinceofmullingar-niall:

gaysnowflakes:

gossip-paul:

eesyaazain:

No one really realised this part of Harry.

Let’s listen to how beautiful Harry sounds when he makes the… I don’t know just listen to it

THIS IS WHY I LOVE ONE DIRECTION. MENS HARMONIES IN POP MUSIC FOR THE WIN.

somebody pick me up from the floor please

Why am i crying?

i love you so much unf omfg